There are millions of things on this planet that I don’t understand: Why Alf doesn’t yet have a star on the the Hollywood walk of fame, Why Pauly Shore wasn’t cast in The Expendables, just to name a couple. But, there are few things that I’ll go to the grave never being able to wrap my head around.  

How someone gets into competitive horse dancing is one of those things. Godspeed, young stallion. I’m talking to you, guy in the top hat.