You wanna know what roundhouse-kicks ass? If you answered “no”, it’s probably because you only made it to a yellow belt in karate after getting messed up by some sensei with vendetta for chipper young with kids a bright future ahead of them.

If you answered “yes”, then I would like to be your friend, and go back in time to two nights ago, so I could bring you to the STS9 show that totally made me not hate them, after years of obsessively digging them. 

They played this song, acoustically, and totally convinced me that the last two minutes of this song are the best two minutes in music. 

*To all the people who answered “no”, it’s not too late to go beat up a karate teacher and reclaim your desire to be all, like, “I wanna hear about roundhouses.” 

*If you actually say, “I wanna hear about roundhouses” it would clearly show that you have no idea what I’m talking about. 

*Be my friend on Facebook.