September 2009
22 posts
yesterday
yesterday me and my pals were on a bike ride. We ended up biking through a cemetary with a large tombstone that read “born.”
soon after, a runner jokingly said to us, “Hey look, a biker gang.” we decided to call ourselves “born in a cemetary.”
we went to a bar and I loudly ordered: “Three ales for me and my gang, born in a cemetary”
it was the...
I've never been mugged
I know. I’m totally screwed now. I wrote it down, now it’s just floating out there in the interwebs/cosmos just waiting for a mugger to pull that little nugget down to earth and begin his or her twisted hunt to mug me.
I’m not carrying cash around for the rest of the day.
be careful what you type for
I don’t think anyone should google image search Lady Gaga.
Why I'm watching ALF
Yeah, the endearing late-80’s sitcom centered around a lost alien’s experience living with a loving, albeit insanely fabricated American family.
I don’t know who Carmen Miranda is, but ALF does. He claims that, “I shed therefore I am.” – A metaphorical gesture to a balding man’s elder aged coming of age story. He claims he’s been to space, to a planet no one’s heard of.
I think Alf is my...
